religious views: breakfast for dinner
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
when someone asks how your weekend was
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
*ANGUISHED SCREAMS OF FREEDOM*
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough