hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight



amijusttumblinalone:

in the youtube fandom, we don’t say ‘i love you’, we sayimage

and i think that’s beautiful



fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math



waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier


citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins


sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night