cockringtoss:

religious views: breakfast for dinner


the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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carnevore:

when someone asks how your weekend was
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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even


blood-orange-handed:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

*ANGUISHED SCREAMS OF FREEDOM*

blood-orange-handed:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

*ANGUISHED SCREAMS OF FREEDOM*



ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough